Re: FAQ for our Site ;-)

jake <jake (AT) gododdin (DOT) demon.co.uk> wrote:

".... We are a husband and wife act utilizing comedy and juggling for
entertainment with family values ...."

Though Jake is an idiot, this is correct, mostly.
Your and your wife are jugglers for hire!

You bury the above quote under four graphics and a lot of text. It is
hidden at the top of more plain text just like it. The words that you use
to describe what you do are obscure. It would not take much to turn your
only description into a Mojo Jojo-esque farce.

What the heck is "utilizing comedy"?
Is it like "All creatures will make merry upon pain of death"?

Ummm .... what's a family value? That is a very touchy buzzword in my
country.

It would be rather hard to go through your site and not know exactly
what you do ;-)

The trouble is, will a client go THROUGH the site, slogging through such
gems as the above as quoted by jake?

Keep having a ball.

You use devilsticks? Not in my community you won't.
....
Imagine an uneducated person conjuring pictures of wooden phallic symbols
flying through the air above the heads of children ... devilsticks ...
certainly not the image a client needs. I trust the exaggeration pushes
home the importance of clarity and simplicity plus the need for pictures
and a little education?

The Doormouse

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In message <Xns94FD5543E6ED8doormouseattnet (AT) 68 (DOT) 12.19.6>, The Doormouse
<doormouse (AT) att (DOT) net> writes

jake <jake (AT) gododdin (DOT) demon.co.uk> wrote:

".... We are a husband and wife act utilizing comedy and juggling for
entertainment with family values ...."

Though Jake is an idiot, this is correct, mostly.

Your and your wife are jugglers for hire!

You've figured it out -- well done.

[snip rest of Doormouse's inane ramblings]

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Jake

jake <jake (AT) gododdin (DOT) demon.co.uk> wrote:

[snip rest of Doormouse's inane ramblings]

It's still all about Jake.

=)

The Doormouse

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On Thu, 03 Jun 2004 15:22:52 GMT, The Doormouse <doormouse (AT) att (DOT) net> wrote:

What the heck is "utilizing comedy"?
Is it like "All creatures will make merry upon pain of death"?

Sure, sounds like a riot to me.

Ummm .... what's a family value? That is a very touchy buzzword in my
country.

Family values are whatever the current king thinks they are, isn't that
right?

You use devilsticks? Not in my community you won't.
...
Imagine an uneducated person conjuring pictures of wooden phallic symbols
flying through the air above the heads of children ... devilsticks ...
certainly not the image a client needs. I trust the exaggeration pushes
home the importance of clarity and simplicity plus the need for pictures
and a little education?

I think, instead, they should juggle the heads of small children. The
devilsticks wouldn't seem so bad after that.

Seriously, devilsticks is a juggling tool. It's neither Satanic nor evil.
Dunno, I thought that was common knowledge...

Neal <neal413 (AT) yahoo (DOT) com> wrote:

Seriously, devilsticks is a juggling tool. It's neither Satanic nor
evil. Dunno, I thought that was common knowledge...

Tools of the Devil!

So THAT's what those funny sticks are called ...

The Doormouse

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