Google Launches Online Restaurant Aps

Ever get hungrey while on the internet but you're just too dam addictied
to pull yourself offline to go eat something? Well have no fear Google
Online Restaurants Applications are here! Google restaurants will get
that pizza or big mac delievered right to your door with a click of the
button and you'll never have to part from your pc or the net!

By the way Google is open to suggestions for any interesting or
different online applications you can think of, ( as long as it has
nothing to do with search, or search engines ). We just don't have the
time, energy, or desire to do search any longer and are looking for
anything intersting that we can get into that we know nothing about so
please send us your ideas. What update your cache of your site, index
your new sites and internal pages you say? Hey update your own dam cache
and sites we're Google we don't have to do that kind of stuff anymore,
we're above that nonsense.

Seriously people I think the time has come for us all to have a massive
'push Yahoo drive'. They may not be great but at least they're still
into being a search engine and update caches pretty fast and add new
sites and pages pretty fast. I've had it with Google.