Re: OT - Joke (groaner)

that reminds me of another Clinton joke, goes something like this

It's wintertime and Clinton is walking through the grounds to the Oval
Office when he sees a message written in pee in the snow, saying "Bill is a
loser!" Outraged, he gets in an investigation team. The next day they come
to deliver their report

"We have good news and bad news, Mr President.
The good news is we've identified the urine as being that of Mr Al Gore...
The bad news is that it's your wife's handwriting"

Jason

"Bonnie In Sacramento" <bonnie (AT) cssstudent (DOT) com> wrote

Sorry, but could not resist--a Prairie Home Companion is playing in the
background as I'm wrestling with style sheets here. It's a re-run of
their
annual joke show:

If Bill Gates had a nickel for everytime Windows crashed . . .


. . . wait a minute, he **does**!!!


(My next favorite is very old: Hillary Clinton finds out she is pregnant.
She calls Bill at home, furious, "How could you do this to me! How could
you knock me up like this?!"
Bill answers,
.
.
.
"Who is this?")

(And I'm a democrat, just so you know . . or actually a Fabian socialist,
but might as well check in to Jurassic Park right now with that!)


--
Bonnie in Sacramento
kroko
at
sbcglobal.net

I like...

Clinton the only President to have sex between the bushes.

R