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On 04 Sep 2008, dorayme <doraymeRidThis (AT) optusnet (DOT) com.au> wrote:

In article <Xns9B0FCB466C070neredbojiasnano (AT) 194 (DOT) 177.96.78>,
Neredbojias <neredbojias (AT) gmail (DOT) com> wrote:

Hardly. I've got a Winchester 30-ought-six, 5000 brand new dorayme
targets, and there's certainly nothing wrong with my hand!

OK, send a hand then, if you think that will show up better in my lab
tests than a scoop of your brain.

You sound like a mad scientistesse.

(And btw, you must be a very poor shot if you need so many targets. I
expect that you are as crazily irrational and unfair with a gun as you
are with words.)

Yeah, I'm no expert marksman or anything, but it _is_ fun blowing the hell
outta them targets...

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On 04 Sep 2008, Ed Mullen <ed (AT) edmullen (DOT) net> wrote:

I agree things can taste good without caffeine, but still - that and
nicotine are what make the world go 'round. Besides, without caffeine
how would anyone ever get excited about stuff like war and sex?


Old joke ...

"Do you smoke after sex?"

"I don't know, I've never looked!"

Well, I've farted a few times and you don't have to look to know that.

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Neredbojias wrote:

On 04 Sep 2008, Ed Mullen <ed (AT) edmullen (DOT) net> wrote:

I agree things can taste good without caffeine, but still - that and
nicotine are what make the world go 'round. Besides, without caffeine
how would anyone ever get excited about stuff like war and sex?

Old joke ...

"Do you smoke after sex?"

"I don't know, I've never looked!"

Well, I've farted a few times and you don't have to look to know that.

I once had a gal say to me: "Well, at least you don't fart in bed!"

I'm still trying to figure out if that was a compliment or not.

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Neredbojias wrote:

On 04 Sep 2008, Ed Mullen <ed (AT) edmullen (DOT) net> wrote:

I agree things can taste good without caffeine, but still - that and
nicotine are what make the world go 'round. Besides, without caffeine
how would anyone ever get excited about stuff like war and sex?

Old joke ...

"Do you smoke after sex?"

"I don't know, I've never looked!"

Well, I've farted a few times and you don't have to look to know that.

Oh, and by the way, when you do that just don't light the cigarette
under the sheets.

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Ed Mullen wrote:

Neredbojias wrote:
On 04 Sep 2008, Ed Mullen <ed (AT) edmullen (DOT) net> wrote:

I agree things can taste good without caffeine, but still - that and
nicotine are what make the world go 'round. Besides, without
caffeine how would anyone ever get excited about stuff like war and
sex?

Old joke ...

"Do you smoke after sex?"

"I don't know, I've never looked!"

Well, I've farted a few times and you don't have to look to know that.


I once had a gal say to me: "Well, at least you don't fart in bed!"

I'm still trying to figure out if that was a compliment or not.

I think it's right in there with "Say, you don't smell bad, for a fat
girl."


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On 04 Sep 2008, Blinky the Shark <no.spam (AT) box (DOT) invalid> wrote:

My best pal is a caffiene addict. He doesn't understand why I
bother drinking decaf cola. He just doesn't get, "Because I like
the taste of cola, and at 61 I'm young enough that I can stay
awake without drugs."

I agree things can taste good without caffeine, but still - that
and nicotine are what make the world go 'round. Besides, without
caffeine how would anyone ever get excited about stuff like war
and sex?

If they're not stimulating enough as practiced, you're practicing
them wrong.

Hardly. I've got a Winchester 30-ought-six, 5000 brand new dorayme
targets, and there's certainly nothing wrong with my hand!

Well, there's all that hair on your palm.

And so much the better! Sometimes I douse it with Brylcreme for some real
smooth action.

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On 04 Sep 2008, Ed Mullen <ed (AT) edmullen (DOT) net> wrote:

Old joke ...

"Do you smoke after sex?"

"I don't know, I've never looked!"

Well, I've farted a few times and you don't have to look to know
that.


I once had a gal say to me: "Well, at least you don't fart in bed!"

I'm still trying to figure out if that was a compliment or not.

Er, I'd have to say 'No'. However, at least she didn't bitch (exactly)
and it's an accomplishment when you get any broad not to do that.

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On 04 Sep 2008, Ed Mullen <ed (AT) edmullen (DOT) net> wrote:

"Do you smoke after sex?"

"I don't know, I've never looked!"

Well, I've farted a few times and you don't have to look to know
that.


Oh, and by the way, when you do that just don't light the cigarette
under the sheets.

Ya know, I tried that more than once and have never seen it work yet.
(Burned myself a few times, though...)

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Neredbojias wrote:

On 04 Sep 2008, Blinky the Shark <no.spam (AT) box (DOT) invalid> wrote:

My best pal is a caffiene addict. He doesn't understand why I
bother drinking decaf cola. He just doesn't get, "Because I like
the taste of cola, and at 61 I'm young enough that I can stay
awake without drugs."

I agree things can taste good without caffeine, but still - that
and nicotine are what make the world go 'round. Besides, without
caffeine how would anyone ever get excited about stuff like war
and sex?

If they're not stimulating enough as practiced, you're practicing
them wrong.

Hardly. I've got a Winchester 30-ought-six, 5000 brand new dorayme
targets, and there's certainly nothing wrong with my hand!

Well, there's all that hair on your palm.

And so much the better! Sometimes I douse it with Brylcreme for some real
smooth action.

Brylcreem, a little dab'll do ya
Brylcreem, you'll look so debonaire
Brylcreem, the girls will all adore ya
They'll love to run their fingers through your hair

As I recall it, anyway. I've never figured out why they'd want to run
their fingers through greasy hair. Urk.


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On 05 Sep 2008, Blinky the Shark <no.spam (AT) box (DOT) invalid> wrote:

Well, there's all that hair on your palm.

And so much the better! Sometimes I douse it with Brylcreme for
some real smooth action.

Brylcreem, a little dab'll do ya
Brylcreem, you'll look so debonaire
Brylcreem, the girls will all adore ya
They'll love to run their fingers through your hair

As I recall it, anyway.

"Brylcreem, a little dab'll do ya.
Use more only if ya dare,
But watch out, the gals'll all persue ya.
They love to get their fingers in your hair."

I've never figured out why they'd want to
run their fingers through greasy hair. Urk.

I've never figured out why guys' fingers have the propensities they do,
either. 'Seems so...septic.

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