html-Tatoo?

On 04 May 2008, Phil Kempster <phil (AT) kempster (DOT) info> wrote:

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When my daughter, as a teenager, announced suddenly that she was going
to get a tattoo, I went into panic mode inside but stayed icily
nonchalant on the outside so as not to trip her into it. I cunningly
steered the conversation to the dangers and difficulty and expense of
removing them if ever there was a change of mind and suggested that she
might try first a high quality removable one (stick-ons). She agreed! I
feinted when out of sight. She never even got to the removable ones and
soon lost the idea. I forget what replaced it, bungee jumping or
something?

I wanted to have a tattoo to advertise that I'd had my vasectomy. My
late wife said "Fine, but I'll stipulate where the tattoo goes!"
I never did get one!

I wanted to get a tattoo of an elephant but the ears wouldn't fit in the
place it was supposed to go.

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On May 4, 11:47 pm, Neredbojias <me@http://www.neredbojias.net/_eml/
fliam.php> wrote:

I wanted to get a tattoo of an elephant but the ears wouldn't fit in the
place it was supposed to go.

You misspelled bovine...